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VH1′s Charm School… reality TV bashing.

dasautomatische — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:39:59 +0000

So the 100th replay of the Charm School’s “thou shall face your fears” episode comes on. I’m a little confused. On this show they make all these girls look as screwed up as possible, and then they make an episode with everyone crying and being human. It’s a big leap, a total 180.. but who cares. The point is, was this episode scripted or unscripted. It would be making a huge mockery to people with these real life situations. Adoption, stalkers, poverty ect ect ect. Hopefully they were keeping it real. I was a mediocre amount of touched by it. If it was the usual “reality” I just have one question.

If you’re all so good at acting, why don’t you try out for some real shit? No one really wants to date Flav. People MIGHT want to date New York, but after watching her on Flavor of Love, probably not. I’d have a better Shot at Love standing on a corner Tila, and when Domenico makes his own show.. now we’re all just being crazy. And theres a Real Chance that no one will find Love on TV. Especially not with a grown man with a gap in his teeth and untreated ADHD, and a brother who looks like a horse. Way to be a Stallionaire.

There’s so many others. Heres to being famous for no reason. Salud!

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Alright Ahmadinejad… you won again.

dasautomatische — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:21:49 +0000

Short and simple. Of course you won and your election was rigged. BUT, I think the US shouldn’t get into their business too much. Afterall we kind of already are and the only people changing stuff in Iran and Iraq… the Iranians and Iraqis. Sweet. Not sweet at all.

I would vote for good ol’ mahmoud too if my goverment suppressed me and limited my speaking rights. Please no more talk about this crazy bastard and nukes. I’m going to build my underground home now… I’m just saying. He probably tweets with Jong-il. Follow that.

Twitter

dasautomatische — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:57:57 +0000

Well firstoff my twitter name is DasAUTOMATISCHE, like it is here. It’s my stage name for everything. Also, I really cant stop wanting to know what John Mayer and Danny Masterson… or Travis Barker are doing. All day. It’s totally creepy. I’m totally diggin it. And this Drake song. I’m digging this new joint too. Baby you my everything, you’re all I ever wanted. We can do it real big, bigger than you’ve ever done it… Singing along. that’s it for now. HIT UP THAT TWITTER. I need followers like a mother man.

Hello world!

dasautomatische — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:30:06 +0000

I’m new to this WORDPRESS.COM. Having fun. I talk, and talk about everything.

So I’ll start off with the NBA finals. I’m not huge on basketball, but Kobe Bryant is killing me. What happened D. Howard? Wow I sound huge on basketball. However, I am on this twitter shit. I don’t know why.. I can’t stop. I need some followers. … >>> DasAUTOMATISCHE